Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Terrorist Have Myspace? Oh no!...Wait is that site still around?

So I just read this article on CNN that talked about how the Marines (my bud Jamie Derr SHOTOUT) have banned social networking sites (including Facebook, Myspace, and Twitter) for a year due to fear of terrorists using these sites as portals for performing malicious attacks.

To be honest, its a pretty easy to envision this scene taking place. I can already see some Al-Qaeda terrorist sitting in some random cave in no mans land with a Compaq Presario running Windows 95 and laughing menacingly like "heh heh heh", posing as a 15 year old skater kid with spikey designer gel named Flash Johnson whose favorite band is Blink-182 and loves to "grind and ollie" while posting ridiculous status updates on Myspace (because everyone LOVES Myspace...) like "Flash Johnson is hanging ten with his broskies".

Yeah, I could definetly see this.

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