Whatever happened to regular soap?

The other day I'm washing my hands at work when I reach for the soap but find that its not really soap. Well okay it looked like soap (I mean it was yellow and creamy looking) but there was something not right about it. The "flavor" of the soap was "Milk Protein and Honey".

What the heck? First off, I'm pretty sure don't want "milk protein" on my hands. Maybe if by hands they meant stomache then yes. Putting milk on your hands is just weird. And seriously, honey? Do they really want me to drink this stuff? (Mind you I was this close to poppin' off the pump and takin a swig of it but I thought people at work would look at me weird)

But seriously, enough is enough. Why the heck would I want my hands smellin like milk with a dash of honey. I've smelled milk before and I'm pretty sure I don't want that smell all over my hands. At first it was all good with scents such as watermellon and lavendar. I mean cmon, who doesn't love the scent of lavendar on one's hands? Plus, the ladies digg that kind of stuff. And I mean don't get me wrong, I love drinkin' milk and I do enjoy a cup of tea with honey but soap, now thats just weird.

Facebook Chat = FAILURE

So its not that I hate Facebook Chat. I thinks its a really cool and innovative way to talk with your friends in real time. The thing that irks me is that it really isn't in real time. Most of the time, Facebook Chat takes so long to send/receive messages that it would be much easier just wall post.

Today it got to the point where I couldn't even send messages anymore. I was talkin with my friend on the accursed chat application when all of a sudden it started takin forever to send my messages (to be honest, Facebook decided that one of the things I sent was important so it just didnt send it). Then all of a sudden it went crazy and sent a huge wad of text that my friend had sent. When I tried to respond it supposedly "sent". Yeah turns out though, it hadn't and after 10 minutes of waiting I refreshed the page only to find out that my huge novel that I had written had somehow disappeared. So I got pissed and got off the stupid website (but not before my friend started callin out to me like when Darth Vader yelled out "NOOOOO" for god only knows how long)

Stupid Facebook.

Terrorist Have Myspace? Oh no!...Wait is that site still around?

So I just read this article on CNN that talked about how the Marines (my bud Jamie Derr SHOTOUT) have banned social networking sites (including Facebook, Myspace, and Twitter) for a year due to fear of terrorists using these sites as portals for performing malicious attacks.

To be honest, its a pretty easy to envision this scene taking place. I can already see some Al-Qaeda terrorist sitting in some random cave in no mans land with a Compaq Presario running Windows 95 and laughing menacingly like "heh heh heh", posing as a 15 year old skater kid with spikey designer gel named Flash Johnson whose favorite band is Blink-182 and loves to "grind and ollie" while posting ridiculous status updates on Myspace (because everyone LOVES Myspace...) like "Flash Johnson is hanging ten with his broskies".

Yeah, I could definetly see this.